November 12th, 2008

Finally, Jennifer Aniston has the balls to tell off that slut Angelina. ( Then again, Jennifer has ALWAYS had the balls.)
Anywho, according to the Daily Mail, Jen told U.S. Vogue in their December issue:
What Angelina did was very uncool.
OHHHH SHITTT!!!!!! Did Jennifer JUST try the tomb raider!? Hell yes she did. Another source even says: This interview shows that Jennifer is no longer afraid of Angelina. It’s hugely significant. She’s never been this honest or brave in an interview before.
Oh my oh my! I’m getting really fucking curious to see what else is written there. Angelina must be throwing a hissy fit. But knowing Angelina, she might play “victim of love” and offer her deepast sympathies to Jenny!
Then everyone will LOVE Angelina…ridiculous.


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November 12th, 2008

My man Ed Westwick just got his ass dissed by Juliette Lewis.
Ed apparently made a move on Juliette Lewis at a Killers concert. She was caught saying: Who is this guy? Uhm…Juliette..I think the more important question is who the fuck are you? Have you been living in a cave? I have to wiki your name to see how you contribute to my life. You are an extremely unattractive 35 year old who is extremely pathetic.
Ed Westwick on the other hand is an extremely attractive 21 year old with an amazing british accent and who is also a magnificent actor.
Don’t worry Ed, you can put your moves on me! Oh if you want to know more about him click HERE.


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November 11th, 2008

Holy shit.
Jesse Metcalfe from Desperate Housewives have falledn from a 40 feet balcony. Somehow..he has NO BROKEN BONES! WTF!? How the hell does that happen?
If I fell from that shit I would become some sort of human salsa. But this dude survived.
Miracle.


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November 11th, 2008

She’s not really dead.
She’s in such a mess that I’m pretty sure this is it. She’s done. She’s a complete freak. I don’t know what is on her head, I don’t know why she let herself go? The media never infuenced her to do drugs, we just wanted her music.
That’s all we wanted Amy, now look at you. You’re trash….Such an amazing voice gone to absolute waste. All you hear on the radio is American Idol singers, idiotic music. Amy was going to bring back the blues, the jazz- real music. She gave us false hope.
Soon, we will be watching her E! True Hollywood Story.


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November 11th, 2008

Taylor Swift is so sad.
Poor kid. Joe Jonas broke her heart. She was recently caught chatting up with Perez via webcam. There are some unusual additions to her daily diet!
The thing is, Taylor has been eating cool whip by itself. She might as well become best friends with Ben and Jerry. Poor girl- she’s so sad. I’m looking at her talking to perez and she looks extremely upset. “I try not to focus on the things that make me sad.” Cough-Joe Jonas.
Joe is such a bitch! Right girls? ( I know you are all extremely happy he’s single-selfish, selfish.)
But people..someone needs to send this girl some happy pills, box of chocolates and cool shit like that.


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November 11th, 2008

Why is it that all the naked pictures of chicks come from the Disney Channel?
If you haven’t heard, Adrienne Bailon from The Cheetah Girls lost her laptop and the douchebag who got a hold of it stole NAKED PICTURES! OHHHHHH!!!!! I am not shocked.
The thing is, I don’t really think she is at fault at all. Her laptop was stolen and I doubt her intentions where to scare her fans away from her. And the fact that she’s a hottie and isn’t shaped like a 12-year old boy…sort of makes this okay. ( Isn’t that sad?)
BTW- Adrienne Bailon is the girlfriend of Robert Kardashian-yes, Kim’s little brother. The pictures were supposed to be sent to him. Personally, I hope that Adrienne resolves the matter and her career isn’t fucked up because of it.
Hoes for the win.


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November 11th, 2008

And you know what, I kind of like this look on John Travolta.
He doesn’t look like he has hair-plugs sticking out of his head anymore. However, he does resemble a badass biker. Who doesn’t want to resemble the kings of the road? This suits his age better.
He’s not super skinny Grease badass high school drop-out anymore! He looks like a man now!
I’m sure you will have to agree with me.


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November 10th, 2008

Nick Cannon is a dumbass. Mariah Carey refused to have sex with him until after they were married. That explains why they got hitched only two months after meeting each other.
According to Mariah:
“It’s not that we had NO intimacy, we just didn’t have complete intimacy. It’s just me, and my feelings.
“I definitely don’t want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.”
Well, considering she’s an old, overweight has-been, she did what she had to do: blackmail some young dude into marry her.


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November 10th, 2008

Everyone knows that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are more than just friends…even if Lindsay refuses to admit it. When asked by Harper’s Bazaar who she’s dating she said, “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing.”
When asked if she was a lesbian, she said , “No.” But when asked if she was bi she said, “Maybe. Yeah.”
Translation: She’s an equal opportunity slut.


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November 10th, 2008

Pierce Brosnan recently told People Magazine that he’s unhappy that Angelina Jolie will be his co-star for The Thomas Crown Affair. He’d rather work with Charlize Theron.
“Charlize Theron is someone who I’ve always admired. I think she’s someone who has acquitted herself grandly. Nothing against Angelina Jolie. I think she’s a magnificent actress. But Charlize has a poise about her and has an inner strength and femininity which I really like to watch.”
Can you imagine Angelina and Pierce having to work together after that? Awkward!


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