December 31st, 1969

This look is really overated.
This is NOT Jenna Jameson. This is her best friend Aubrey O’Day from the absolutely ridiculous Pussy Cat wannabee group Danity Kane. Anyways, what the hell is this? She looks like she just snorted some crack, put some tranny makeup on and placed her dog on her head.
This photo is just one of the many in the asbolutely pointless photoshoot. Who really liked Aubrey O’Day? Diddy doesn’t even like her. Nobody likes her. She’s just a reality star celebrity-AKA fake ass celebrity.
No seriously, she’s got plastic surgery from head to too.

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December 31st, 1969

Facebook has done a lot of wrong crap in the past months. Example: The layout is effing awful. Have you tried to work that shit? It’s just ridiculous.
Anyways, with all this pent up anger- Myspace has given everyone a chance to watch their new mini show- Sorority Forever. Now, for all you youtubers out there, Lonleygirl15 is the star of this show.
I watched a couple of episodes last night and you know what: I liked it.I thought it was smart and made you want to keep on watching more. It’s got like this creepy twist thing going on. So check it out on myspace and be sure to ADD US ON MYSPACE TOO!

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December 31st, 1969

Let me make it clear, I find that the Jonas Brothers make crappy music.
However, this picture of Nick Jonas and his new puppy is just SOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE! It makes me want to just cuddle with the cute pooch, and possibly stroke Nick’s hair.
Yes. I said it- stroke Nick’s hair. Who knows what the hell is living in there! I am determined to find out.

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December 31st, 1969

Time for some awesome political family news.
Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is not only pregnant and a drunk. She is also a junkie. Wow Sarah! You really did a FINE job of raising your daughter! The National Enquirer has reproted that she was videotapes smoking some green about 2 years ago ( she was 15).
I had no idea Alaska’s earth was good enough for growing some weed. Anywho the news doesn’t just stop there. Bristol’s boyfriend and baby-daddy used to sell Oxycontin and he used to smoke that shit too! Hooray! These are exactly the kind of role models we need to place in society.
Let’s just advocate teen pregnancy, underage drinking and drug abuse! Crazy ass mofos.

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December 31st, 1969

Miley Cyrus and her new 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston were touchy-feely while attending church. OK Mag has the details:
“Miley and Justin were really playful with each other,” an eyewitness at the evangelical church tells OK!. “And for being with her parents, they were extremely touchy-feely. Miley had her hands on Justin’s stomach. They definitely seemed like a couple. Her parents, Billy Ray and Tish, really gave them space.”
My question is, what’s 15-year-old Miley doing with this 20-year-old? And why is Billy Ray allowing it?

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December 31st, 1969

Barack Obama’s campaign is trying to distance itself from Lindsay Lohan after she endorsed him on her blog while calling Sarah Palin a “media obsessed homophobe.”
Lindsay wants to host some Obama events, but his people aren’t interested. According to the Chicago Sun-Times:
“…a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ”is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.
Given Lohan’s past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I’ve learned the campaign quietly told the actress “thanks, but no thanks,” but in far more diplomatic terms.”
That’s probably the smartest thing Obama has done in a while.

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December 31st, 1969

He Pingping from China, the world’s smallest man, is photographed here with Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the woman with the longest legs. They’re posing at Trafalgar Square in London for the Guiness Book of World Records.
Something about that pic is just so wrong!

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December 31st, 1969

Every time I hear the words Nip/Tuck, I must imagine the sunset and a pair of scissors next to me.
Also, I must play Giant Drag’s Wicked Game to feel like I am there with the hot docs. Well its about time these hoes come back to FX but…
This year will be Nip/Tuck’s last season. WHAT THE EFF!!! I’m so pissed. FX is shit without their sexy, scandelous show. Anywho, Julian McMahon and Dylan Walsh want to get a pay raise. Last season they made about $125,000 per episode, but now they want the big dollars. I agree with them. I think they’ve done awesome acting and they’ve made the show so interesting.
Hopefully they won’t go on actor’s strike, forcing the show to be postponed…

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December 31st, 1969

Anyone lost a drunk-chipmunk? Oh wait..that’s Miley Cyrus.
Who knew? Anyways- what the hell is on her head? Someone needs to lend that gurl a brush and some de-frizz oil. She looks like a hot-mess, minus the hot.
I notice on her wrist she has a couple of black jelly bracelets. I recall that when someone wears those black ones it’s considered an invitation to have sex with whoever breaks them. Isn’t that the antonym for a chastity ring?
This is evidence that Miley Cyrus is a whore and wants everyone to cut her black bracelets.

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December 31st, 1969

Personally, I like Megan Fox a lot.
She’s not afraid to tell it how it is. And on top of that, she’s hot shit too. reakin’ bangin’ body AND it’s NOT FAKE!!! As some of you may know, she’s posing in GQ and she’s got some not so very nice words to say about Disney.
“With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. F*** Disney.”
Yes. I effing agree Megan. Miley shouldn’t have to apologize for being a whore and Vanessa shouldn’t have to apologize for being a nudist.
It would be pretty damn funny is Megan had to apologize to Disney for saying all that shizz.

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