.jpg)
Free Lindsay Lohan pics 
|
Hot Celebrity Gossip Links Served Fresh!Cher in BatmanDecember 31st, 1969 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! A studio executive has reportedly say that Cher might just play catwoman!!! WHAT THE EFF??? This can’t be possible. Cher is almost 125 years old. There’s just no way her body could move in the kitty suit. Megan Fox would be MY number one choice. Way to fail Batman reps.  Uhm..Christina AguileraDecember 31st, 1969
I personally think this choice of clothing on Christina Aguilera makes me want to puke. Like a black emo puke…with red lipstick. What do you think? Demi Lovato’s NEW SONG reviewDecember 31st, 1969 Demi Lovato has a new first-ever music video debut…it’s called Get Back. CLICK HERE to listen to it. Alrighty, let’s start critisizing this shit. First of all, is it me or does that introduction sound like something the Jonas Brother’s would do? My God Disney, stop with the idiotic teenage singers…they all sound the same. Absolutely NO originality. Let’s move on to the wardrobe. Is Disney attempting to cover up every one of there little starlets in horrific clothing? We know the girls have breasts. We know the guys have nice bodies. And eventually, we’re going to see them shed some clothing to show their skin in the REAL world. You know, the world without the make-up artists. Anywho- She has a nice voice but why is she yelling through half of the song? And it’s sort of like she’s moaning when she hits the high pitches. I would rate this song, two stars out of 5 stars. Damn I’m on myspaceDecember 31st, 1969 The time has finally come for YOU to add ME on Myspace. Yes kiddies, I have finally gotten a myspace!!! By adding me you will be updated on the lives of the rich, famous, cute, ugly, drunk..so on and so on. You can always message/comment me on there and I will try my BEST to message/comment you back! Here’s the LINK ! I love all you guys! Tila Tequila’s GF ArrestedDecember 31st, 1969 God, when we thought this bitch was out of the spotlight, she came crawling back in. Tila Tequila’s girlfriend- Courtenay Semel has been arrested for slapping some hoe outsitde of a nightclub in Vegas. Oh goody gum-drops, does this mean we’re going to hear that Tila is crying and shit? If so, hopefully that will be taped, posted on youtube…so on and so forth. That bitch looks so ugly when she cries. Kim Kardashian looks like shitDecember 31st, 1969 This is a makeup NO-NO! Alrighty, Kim Kardashian is known for her ass but once in a while, when we look at her face we can only stare into those beautiful smokey eyes. However, what the eff is this bat shit on her eyes in this picture? It looks like someone just took a black sharpie and traced it across her eyelids. You can’t even define the eye-shadow, it’s just black shit everywhere. She almost reminds me of one of those wax dolls. Her sister looks more human than her. Looking at this picture makes ME want to take off my makeup. Damn Kim, get your act together. Rumer Willis has a boyfriend?December 31st, 1969 What? How is this possible? Who paid him to date Rumer Willis? Was it Bruce, Demi or Ashton who paid this poor soul to date this girl? It’s just so shocking to me. Her boyfriend’s name is Micah Alberti. I wikipediaded his ass and found 4 sentences to his name. Not even one picture, what a shame. Well he’s 24..Rumer is 20..4 year difference- seems like hours of difference when in comparison to Ashton and Demi’s age difference. Micah looks pretty gay in my opinion. Maybe that’s why he’s dating her…since she looks manly- I wonder whose dick is bigger. Jennifer Lopez is a selfish bitchDecember 31st, 1969 Someone ought to tell Jennifer Lopez that it would be wise to shut her mouth before too much shit pours out of there. She made an appereance on Good Morning America August 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon. She had been overheard by sources saying that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about the swimmer”. She even forgot Michael Phelp’s name. To top it off she yapped about how the bigger story should be how she’s been training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth. Bitch please!!! Nobody cares about your damn trialthlon, child or marriage. Michael Phelps is the shit, and you’re just old news. God, Jennifer Lopez is such a skank! I just want to throw shit at her! Michael Phelps is NOT dating AmandaDecember 31st, 1969 I’m really glad Michael Phelps cleared the air about the relationship rumors with Amanda Beard ( ugly). He politely said on TV’s Extra -”No, I’m not dating Amanda Beard. I’ll say that. I think she has a boyfriend.” However, when Amanda Beard was asked whether she’s kissed Michael Phelps she went for the-”EW!!! NO!!!” approach. Then she actually goes on to say -”C’mon, I have really good taste.” What the hell’s that supposed to mean? Michael Phelps is absolutely gorgeous. Many think he’s got a butter face but I love his features. He’s got that all American boy look- not fake teeth, fake tan look. Whatever, who needs Amanda anyway? Michael is estimated to be making $40-100 million in endorsements thanks to his 8 Olympic medals. Humbly Michael says- ” It’s not about the money. I love what I do. The one thing I’m really looking forward to doing is raising the bar in the sport of swimming and promoting it…to get new faces involved in the sport.” I love you Michael! Amy Winehouse: Back to RehabDecember 31st, 1969 Amy Winehouse is going to rehab again! Yes! Yes! Yes! And her daddy knows she ain’t fine. Russel Brand ( you know the dude from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and upcoming host of MTV music awards) apparently suggested the clinic she is going to. Winehouse’s dad spoke out saying- “This is a very good idea. If she can get clean and still see Blake it can only be good.” Blake is sooooooo ugly and sooooo annoying. They should just divorce because we all know both are screwing other people. Amy is probably screwing Pete and Blake is screwing another inmate. |
Celebrity LinksArchives:Meta: |
