December 31st, 1969

The former woman attempting to be a man has given birth.
Ehm..congratulations Thomas Beatie on giving birth to a healthy baby girl. Hopefully your child won’t be as confused about their sexuality as you were. And hopefully you and your wife won’t sell your child’s soul to magazines.
What can Thomas look forward to? Well, breast-feeding is going to be a bitch and the therapy sessions for his daughter are going to cost a lot of money- so maybe looking forward isn’t the best option.

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December 31st, 1969

Amy Winehouse got her ass grounded.
Now Magazine is reporting that Amy’s record label has put her on house-arrest! Wtf, is that even possible? In addition, the label hired security to make sure that junkies won’t try to sell her shit. It does seem like a good plan because this will keep Amy in line. But on the other hand she could go nuts and break the deal with her record label meaning she would never sing again, causing massive sadness in my heart. The source for the magazine stated:
“Effectively, Amy’s been put under house arrest. She’s being monitored 24/7 to make sure she’s behaving herself and keeping out of harm’s way. There’s also a security guard stationed outside her house to vet any undesirables. From now on there’ll be no more waifs and strays - or fans - coming into her place wreaking havoc.”
I think the source is wrong. The only havoc that was ever created was by Amy. There will always be drugs- it’s up to the artist to take them or not.
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December 31st, 1969

This is the face of the UNEMPLOYED.
It started with Starbucks…the 500 stores that were closing and the 7% cut on their work force. Depressing. This means that as many as 12,000 full-time and part-time retail positions will be eliminated. Disaster.
Just when we thought this was bad, American Airlines decided to cut the 900 flight attendant jobs. All those high oil prices are to blame for this one. And to make matters worse, The L.A Times is cutting 250 jobs.
Sure some of us don’t fly with American Airlines, or dine at Starbucks- some of us even hate The L.A Times, but the lives of these employees are going to be affected negatively. Does the US really need more negativity?!
Our economy is heading towards an epic failure.

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December 31st, 1969

Holy shit! Are you as excited as I am about The Dark Knight??? Click here to watch the first five minutes of it!

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December 31st, 1969

Holy shit! Are you as excited as I am about The Dark Night??? Click here to watch the first five minutes of it!

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December 31st, 1969

Someone finally shut this bitch down.
Tila Tequila got turned down on her own show! Last night’s finale of A Shot at Love 2 was HILARIOUS. Tila chose Kristy as her final choice but Kristy was like,”Nope, no thanks…I’m uh…confused.” Tila stated that she keeps trying to look for love but each person who she attempts to give it to…walks out from her. Damn, I wouldn’t walk out…I’d run out!!!
“Why, what am I doing wrong?” asks Tila. You’re doing everything wrong- by breathing, singing, acting, stripping, faking that you’re bisexual, talking…etc.
A Shot at Stupidity should be MTV’s next awesome reality show featuring Tila Tequila.
UPDATE!!!: Tila Tequila changed her Myspace name to TILA TEQUILA- KRISTY IS FAKE! USED ME TO GET ON TV! Very mature Tila, bravo. Oh and she added a sweet little poem :
BITCHES AIN’T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS!
Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt.
Can’t wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy…..fuck you. My ass.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can’t deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.
Smile on my face, the loving embrace….but instead I’ll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming….I let you touch me….now that it’s over bitch….You better start running.
Pent up inside….telling these lies….this has gone too far…..the world will soon die.
Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile….brings another day!
Back to myself. Nobody else. Fuck all this bullshit. I’m back to myself. Yes. Thank the fuck God.
Tila
Tila Tequila: You fail. Face the truth, Kristy hit it and quit it.

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December 31st, 1969

Hot-damn, Will Smith looks delicious in his superhero uniform.
No worries, no spoilers here. The movie Hancock (PG-13) totally earns a C+. Most of you are probably thinking, ” Wtf? No- Will Smith is God. He did not just earn a C+.” This movie was not worth the time and money.
The first half was genius. Will’s character, John Hancock, was hilarious. But then there was a twist in the plot and it lead to a heartbreaking second half of the movie…which made me think: EPIC FAIL! I think the first half of the movie is what audience can really empathize with- Hancock being lonely, depressed, angry. We can understand him, we feel is pain- shit even a few tears were shed.
Unfortunately, the remainder of the movie just didn’t follow up to my expectations. There was unnecessary bullshit that could have been avoided. The graphics were good and so was the acting. Hell, even the music was great- but it just didn’t make me think WOW WHAT AN AWESOME MOVIE, like I, Robot. At least Charlize Theron looked smokin’ hot during one of the fight scenes!
Moral of Hancock: Never call John Hancock an asshole or your head will be stuck in someone’s ass.
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December 31st, 1969

Kanye West never fails to surprise.
Women’s Wear Daily was able to catch the scoop on Kanye West teaming up with Louis Vuitton to design a line of men’s and women’s shoes. How cool is that? I want to snatch a pair of those shoes!!! I’m pretty sure that his line will be Grade A because he’s teamed up with the most amazing artist in the world: Takashi Murakami!!! Takashi probably gave Kanye a few tips when working with LV since Takashi has already worked with them. Kanye also has a jewelry line and is designing his own clothing line (coming out this November).
I wonder if Kanye will send Amy Winehouse some samples of his clothing line!!!
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December 31st, 1969

Something doesn’t sound right.
Angelina Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann is going to hold a press conference lat this afternoon. We have no idea what the hell he is going to announce. I hope it’s birth of the twins…but why would he need a conference? In Angelina’s last birth, they didn’t hold a conference…why would they hold one now? What makes this different? Angelina checked in at a French Riviera hospital on Sunday and was expected to give birth…Brad was seen leaving the seafront Lenval hospital Wednesday morning. Weird…why would he leave?
Hmm. Time to wait for this press conference- hopefully everything is fine.
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December 31st, 1969

Finally! An article about a REAL actor BASHING the fake ones.
I am definitely on team Sir Ben Kingsley. This Oscar winning actor just squashed Hollywood for hiring people just because of their looks. He states:
“Some young people are told they are actors and they are not. It is unfair to exploit a young person who may look good on a magazine cover and tell them they can be in movies.”
A fine point he makes however beauty sells, sex sells, drugs sell..etc. Without these lame actors, there wouldn’t be a story for the public to feed on. Kingsley also took a stab at all the drug abuse in the acting industry:
“I have my own drug - it’s called acting. I get completely stoned on it.”
Rock that drug Ben, but can we really point fingers at Hollywood, or ourselves- the ones who crave more Hollywood?

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